The 33-year-old made the tongue-in-cheek claims during a question-and-answer video session with the Ligue 1 club's YouTube channel.
Ibrahimovic was asked numerous questions, including 'what is your favourite dessert?' and 'who can do the most push-ups in the team?' inside 60 seconds.
The Swedish forward also revealed his proudest moment and what other sports he enjoys.
Watch 'Ibrahimovic in one minute' below: